meanwhile, back at the country fair's large squash contest, press and spectators began to gather around the sure winner... little did they know that busdriver bob and little timmy were laying injured in a ditch only a few yards away!
will someone spot the accident and send for help? will timmy's dog come to the rescue yet again?? would the crowds be able to tear their eyes of the gigantic vegetable??? rion at 2003-11-18 17:59:29
i like what you're doing with the figurines. reminds me of a friend of mine--a distinguished, respectable photographer--who one night was playing around like that, creating similar scenarios. unfortunately he had been hitting the drinks pretty hard that night and before long he had cut out four squares in a piece of cardboard to simulate a window and had positioned a small infantry of army men in front of it, their guns aimed at this fat, greased-up, shriveled penis, which he'd stuck through one of the holes. somehow he managed to hold the whole awkward act--hovering bare bulb of the lamp in one hand; camera in the other; penis in position; head swimming--long enough to fire off a few effective shots. unfortunately, those shots made it to the internet and his good name was subsequently besmirched. oh well. richard whet at 2003-11-18 20:20:13
